Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him. Someone to laugh at his jokes, in case he ever makes any. Then suddenly… Oh, my God! l love Josh. I am majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!

We all fear death and question our place in the universe. The artist’s job is not to succumb to despair, but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.

rodham-clinton:

like. a short list of ideas for hollywood:

  • all-girl diamond heist operation
  • all-girl detective drama
  • all-girl mafia
  • all-girl motorcycle club
  • all-girl political conspiracy thriller
  • all-girl drug empire wars
  • all-girl superhero league
  • all-girl deep sea diving team
  • all-girl fuckin crayon factory i literally do not give a shit

i wish i was a writer on a really popular show so if i ever make a new character i can save the url before anybody else

Anonymous said: whats your sexual/romantic orientation?

DRAGONS

  1. Cashier: That'll be $4.03
  2. Me: I only have $4...
  3. Cashier: That's ok, I have the three cents
  4. Me: ...........
  5. Cashier: ........
  6. Me: what are we?

another meme i won’t finish ● {8/10} tv series -  In the Flesh

➝ I am a partially deceased syndrome sufferer and what I did in my untreated state was not my fault.

Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face!

  1. Straight Boys: Why are all the hot girls lesbians?
  2. Lesbians: Why are all the hot girls straight?
  3. Straight Girls: Why are all the hot guys gay?
  4. Gay Guys: Why are all the hot guys straight?
  5. Bisexual People: WHY ARE ALL THE HOT PEOPLE TAKEN?
  6. Pansexual People: everyone is hot what do I do
  7. Asexual People: what

shakespearee:

And then, something happened. I let go. Lost in oblivion. Dark and silent and complete. I found freedom. Losing all hope was freedom.

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